Help Wanted - GHC

[ball_is_life]

Ms. Savoy,

Here's the information you requested for the job ad on the Boston Gazette's website. Just to confirm, it should be on the career page from 01/26-02/06:

"G. Host and Company, a reputable business established in the Dorchester neighborhood in 1912, seeks qualified candidates for a variety of positions. Candidates with experience in the fields of medicine, science, investigation, historical research, computer technology, mechanics, religious studies, public relations, and office management are encouraged to apply. Positions open until filled. Full-time and part-time positions available. Successful candidates must possess the ability to work rotating shifts, serve in an on-call rotation, and must have a valid Massachusetts driver's license. Candidates must also possess the ability to manage stress, think critically, and maintain confidential information. Salary is commensurate with experience. Temporary and long-term contract work a possibility. Send resume and cover letter to ghostco@server.com. Some applicants will receive invitations to interview."

I really appreciate it!!!

Elijah

Got Ghosts? We Can Help!

[wild_hearses]

Ms. Savoy,

Thanks for helping Eli get our job ad posted so fast. It's like the Rapture around here; we need people! The second ad should go in the Classified section under Miscellaneous Services. I've attached our logo for the pop-up on your home page. Let me know if you need it in another format. My fingers are crossed that we drum up some interest!

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"Is your home or business experiencing an unexplained paranormal phenomenon? Our team of investigators can help. We offer affordable, solutions-based assistance for a variety of concerns. Need privacy? Discretion is 100% guaranteed! Contact us at ghostco@server.com for information and pricing."

9 of 10 People Get Screwed

[wild_hearses]

Ms. Savoy,

I am VERY DISAPPOINTED with the typo in our Classified ad!!!

"Discretion is 10% guaranteed!"

Really?!

You can just imagine what Mr. Hargreaves thinks about his investment in your publication.

I actively tried to think of a worse way to typo the ad, and all I could come up with is if you had typed 'homo' instead of 'home'. Literally that's it.

FIX IT.

B

Texts to Natalie

[ball_is_life]

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